FUTURE MEMOIR

a little something for my crackbaby children to read one day.

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We took an Amtrak train down to Florida instead of driving one year. At night I fell asleep in my seat and had a weird dream that all of these woodland animals were telling me to pee. So I did, both in the dream and in real life. Upon waking, I freaked out and tried to dry my seat with my pillow, but I mostly just lived with it. I never did tell anyone.

2 years ago