FUTURE MEMOIR

On being awful

OFFENSIVE THINGS I USED TO DO AS A CHILD:

1. I used to pretend to walk with rickets when I was out at the store with my mom and I got bored.

2. At one point I could do a really great impression of a deaf person speaking. I also used to do this at the store with my mom when I was bored.

• 12 September 2011
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